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Attending lectures, reading outdated case studies, and networking with people who will eventually fire you.
The one thing AI can't do
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
AI systems scan your entire syllabus to teach you faster.
Day 4
Bots handle all your LinkedIn connections and empty polite messages.
Day 7
LLMs summarize all your readings into one coherent, boring insight.
Day 11
Generative software creates your presentations before you even ask.
Week 2 · D-Day
The degree is issued by a PDF generator, rendering you redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.7%
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Case studies memorized
12 Liters
Coffee consumed per credit
98 Percent
LinkedIn buzzword density
Your severance
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