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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour burger-flipping days are nearing a lukewarm, grease-stained conclusion.
Master of the fry vat and the kiosk interface.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Consistent flavor, zero breaks, infinite uptime.
stretchy.youAI▸ MCBOT INDUSTRIAL V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
serves hot fries while you take breaks
You assemble fast food, manage the drink station, and maintain the lobby. Machines will soon do it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still clear a jammed milkshake machine with a single, practiced slam.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
More touchscreens replace your human interaction with hungry customers.
Month 5
Robotic arms handle the basket shaking and oil monitoring.
Month 12
Precision injectors and heaters handle all burger building duties.
Month 16
Small robots vacuum and mop the lobby during shifts.
Year 2 · D-Day
Humans are removed from the loop for total efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
99.9 percent
Average fry drop precision
42 percent
Human error in soda pours
180 seconds
Seconds saved per order
Your severance
One lifetime supply of expired promotional toys.
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