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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsTraining humans to flip patties is a temporary clerical error.
Professional coach of the golden arch assembly line.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency in every fry.
stretchy.youAI▸ SERVICEBOT 9000 PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
standardizes procedures for every new hire
Managing station workflows and teaching new hires standardized burger assembly techniques.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a teenager is about to quit mid-shift.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Interactive screens teach new hires faster than your verbal instructions.
Month 10
Robotic arms take over the fryer basket cycle completely.
Month 20
Vision systems guide workers to ensure zero assembly deviation.
Year 2.3
Software manages all shift scheduling and performance feedback.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your role is fully redundant to the optimized automated system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
Unlimited
Patties flipped per hour
100 percent
Training retention rate
Significant
Human error margin
Your severance
One lifetime supply of expired fry oil.
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