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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou track labor costs while the fryer tracks your eventual replacement.
Expert in navigating the abyss of local labor laws.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Flipping shifts and burgers without human feelings.
no no noyou▸ STOREBOT EXECUTIVE V2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
schedules shifts based on actual traffic spikes
You manage shift scheduling and inventory while shouting at teenagers to clean the grease traps.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a fryer is failing just by the smell of the air.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI predicts rush hours to automate every single shift change.
Month 7
Vision sensors count every frozen patty without human intervention.
Month 16
Automated fryers and assembly lines replace the need for supervision.
Year 2.2
A centralized dashboard manages ten stores from a single screen.
Year 3 · D-Day
The unit self-terminates your role to maximize operational efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Infinite
Total inventory counts checked
Hourly
Average scream-at-teenager frequency
High
Grease trap overflow probability
Your severance
One lifetime supply of expired promotional coupons.
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