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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou track burger waste while the machines track your every heartbeat.
Master of spreadsheets, fryers, and high-turnover HR nightmares.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The perfect shift, every second, forever.
ow.youAI▸ BIGMAC-LOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises fry drop frequency by millisecond
Managing shift rosters, inventory levels, equipment maintenance, and ensuring consistent food quality for fast-food service.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a teenager is about to quit mid-shift.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI predicts rush hours to set perfect staffing levels.
Month 6
Sensors in crates reorder supplies directly from suppliers.
Month 15
Robotic burger lines handle all assembly without human managers.
Year 2
Cameras and audio sensors handle customer complaints automatically.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The site runs itself perfectly without your presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.02 percent
Shift deviation percentage
Zero
Average fry basket error
44 incidents
Human stress spikes daily
Your severance
One free McFlurry coupon per month for life.
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