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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYou teach people to flip burgers like the robots aren't coming.
Corporate manual enthusiast and fry-oil whisperer.
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Perfect repetition, zero confusion, always smiling.
stretchy.youAI▸ MCMENTOR-BOT 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers uniform orders with zero deviation
You demonstrate grill procedures and fryer safety to new hires. You ensure they follow the corporate handbook exactly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a teenager stops listening and change your tone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Standardized tablet videos replace your live demonstrations.
Month 7
Sensors track trainee hand speed and error rates automatically.
Month 16
Robotic arms remove the need for manual safety instruction.
Year 2.1
Software monitors employee compliance without human oversight.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The unit is fully autonomous; instructors are no longer required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
99 percent
Trainee boredom levels
Frequent
Human error in grease
Variable
Instruction consistency
Your severance
One lifetime supply of lukewarm fries and salt.
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