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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsMass-enrolling devices is just glorified click-work for an AI agent.
Professional cat-herder for disobedient pieces of consumer glass.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Your fleet managed by pure logic.
no no noyou▸ ADMINSYNC V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches every device at 3am
You spend days configuring mobile device profiles, patching apps, and babysitting hundreds of iPads for users who forget passwords.
The one thing AI can't do
You can politely explain to the CEO why their iPad is wiped while keeping them calm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent audits your existing Jamf scripts for errors.
Month 4
The machine takes over the Apple Business Manager portal authentication.
Month 8
Automated ticketing flows resolve all basic passcode reset requests.
Month 13
The system self-patches every device without human intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
The MDM administrator role is deleted from the company directory.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
500 plus
Devices per human
98 percent
Password reset rate
too much
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A decommissioned iPad with a cracked screen.
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