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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace MDM Support Technician jobs? · Latest report #3zj3998g
Your job has an expiration date
September 1, 2027
In 10 monthsYou spend all day resetting passwords for people who forgot them.
Professional password resetter and forced-update enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixing mobile fleets before users even notice.
brr.you▸ ADMINBOT CLOUD 7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-enrolls global fleets during office hours
You troubleshoot mobile device enrollment issues and push security policies to company phones. You also clear ticket queues.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about why their phone won't boot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent handles all simple password reset and enrollment tickets.
Week 9
Sensors identify stuck devices and trigger automated fixes without user input.
Month 5
Software updates devices during off-peak hours to avoid service desk calls.
Month 8
The system monitors its own logs and repairs connection errors instantly.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the infrastructure manages itself autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
8 milliseconds
Average ticket resolution time
zero
Password reset failures
5 liters
Coffee consumption per shift
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated password reset portal.
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