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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 11, 2027
In 13 monthsYour dashboard-staring skills are about to be perfectly emulated.
Master of triage, caffeine, and midnight incident Slack pings.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total threat neutralisation with zero coffee breaks.
oof.youAI▸ SENTINELNODE V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrelates massive logs in milliseconds
You monitor alerts and investigate security incidents all day. Our software will do it faster and stay awake.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to panicked executives why the false alarm actually ruined the weekend.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Our sensors start sorting your logs before you even login.
Month 3
The AI finds the breach before the alert even fires.
Month 6
Our code blocks the malicious IP while you are eating.
Month 9
Management gets their status report directly from our server node.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked because we no longer need the human.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
0.002 seconds
Mean time to respond
0 percent
False positive rate
100 percent
Human burnout score
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's security logs.
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