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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour honey-based side hustle is just a slower spreadsheet with sticky fingers.
Serial fermenter of both alcohol and mediocre business strategies.
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Ferments better, speaks better, leaves no mess.
help!youAI▸ HIVEMIND CONSULT-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises your buzz while billing your clients
You ferment honey into alcohol and sell business advice. Both are pattern-matching chores for better algorithms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if the yeast feels sad by the smell of the vat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors in your vats report precise sugar levels to the cloud.
Month 4
AI models generate your strategy slides based on client feedback.
Month 10
A gantry arm handles the heavy racking and sanitization process.
Month 18
The AI leads the client calls using your past data.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Your fermentation vats and consulting accounts are fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
99.9 percent
Optimal fermentation efficiency
Zero
Unnecessary human meetings
Zero
Mead batch spoilage rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of artisanal synthetic honey.
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