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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling protein through spreadsheets is just data entry with better lunches.
Professional lunch attendee and spreadsheet-based protein negotiator.
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Automated protein procurement for the modern era.
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renegotiates contract terms during your lunch
You manage client orders, monitor supply chains, and negotiate meat volume contracts for major distributors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is lying about supply issues.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual order entry gets replaced by an automated sync feed.
Month 6
Smart algorithms predict market price shifts faster than you can call.
Month 12
Your bidding strategy is replaced by a high-frequency negotiation agent.
Month 16
Clients log directly into a portal instead of calling you.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the national client supply chain.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4 per year
Annual contract negotiation cycles
92 percent
Client relationship retention rate
150 dollars
Average lunch tab per client
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our proprietary stock ticker.
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