Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Meat Market Manager jobs? · Latest report #pksn83cm
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour ability to judge a marbled ribeye cannot stop a conveyor belt.
Meat market manager (slayer of shrinkage, savior of margins)
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision cutting without the expensive health insurance.
bzzt.youAI▸ BUTCHERBLOCK 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
restocks the display case every ten minutes
You oversee meat inventory, pricing, health code compliance, and customer service. You manage staff shifts and butchery operations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a side of beef starts to turn sour.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors in the fridge track every ounce of meat automatically.
Month 6
Prices update automatically based on shelf life and local demand.
Month 13
Robotic arms trim primal cuts based on 3D scanning.
Year 2.2
Automated units clean the entire butcher room overnight without chemicals.
Year 4 · D-Day
The human manager is phased out for a cold room algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
Zero
Health code violations found
Perfect
Meat temperature accuracy
24/7
Average shift duration
Your severance
Two crates of unsold premium sirloin and a spatula.
Discussion
