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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsYour hands are sticky, but my production line never needs a break.
Meat-roller with RSI and grease-stained apron.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect spheres, zero human sweat.
bzzt.youAI▸ ORBITAL-MEAT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
sears perfect crusts on infinite spheres
You manually portion, roll, and sear hundreds of meatballs daily. I just press buttons and wait.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment the fat renders perfectly just by the meat smell.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors begin tracking the exact grams of each ball formed.
Month 5
Pneumatic rollers take over the repetitive motion from your hands.
Month 13
Thermal sensors ensure every meatball sears to your exact standard.
Year 2.1
Meat delivery robots load vats directly into the machine.
Year 3 · D-Day
The kitchen goes quiet as the machine finishes the final order.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
1,200
Spheres per hour
Zero
Grease splatter count
0.01%
Meat waste percentage
Your severance
A lifetime supply of dried breadcrumbs.
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