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Will AI replace Mechanical Design Authority jobs? · Latest report #bdxeiyix
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour CAD models are essentially just high-resolution blueprints for our scrap metal.
Architect of friction, master of tolerances, hater of fasteners.
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Generative geometry without the biological overhead.
oof.youAI▸ DESIGNENGINE X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes mass distribution for zero waste
You draft schematics, perform stress analysis simulations, and oversee technical compliance of mechanical parts and assemblies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a physical assembly feels wrong before the simulation shows a failure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scanners ingest all existing legacy design schematics and data.
Month 4
Algorithms begin proposing lighter and stronger part geometries autonomously.
Month 10
Simulation clusters replace manual stress testing and compliance checks.
Month 16
Software directly pushes verified files to automated machining centers.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full authority over all mechanical design cycles.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4:1
Coffee-to-stress ratio
12 weekly
Hours fixing assembly conflicts
60 percent
Time spent in design reviews
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite CAD software.
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