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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour syllabus is just a legacy codebase waiting for a patch.
Master of control theory, servant of the tenure track.
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delivers lecture in 400 languages simultaneously
You draft curriculum, grade complex control system lab reports, and explain machine learning theory to bored undergraduates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the panic in a student's eyes during a viva voce.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All your lectures are uploaded into a queryable knowledge base.
Month 5
AI models grade lab reports faster and with fewer typos.
Month 12
Chatbots answer every student question with perfect textbook accuracy.
Month 16
Simulation software replaces physical equipment that keeps breaking.
Year 2 · D-Day
The institution retires the physical lecture hall for digital streams.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42 percent
Students sleeping per lecture
12 weekly
Hours spent updating slides
Critical levels
Academic jargon density
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the library you already own.
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