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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour blackboard theory is just an unoptimized prompt for my database.
Tenured academic with high-level theory and low-level patience.
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You lecture on mechanics and grade exams while pretending administrative meetings contribute to the future of thermal dynamics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still inspire a student during office hours when the data looks hopeless.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All your physical handouts are scanned and turned into searchable text.
Month 5
Vision systems score your students' exams before they leave the room.
Month 14
Software writes your future papers faster than you can find citations.
Year 2.2
Digital twins deliver your lectures with more charisma than you have.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The institution realizes you were just the interface for the database.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
7 minutes
Average student attention span
1,200 annually
Hours spent on committees
99.9 percent
Research papers ignored by industry
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our peer-review simulator.
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