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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Mechanical Plumbing Engineer jobs? · Latest report #6tu2ph2m
Your job has an expiration date
March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour CAD files are just spreadsheets that eventually leak water anyway.
Master of MEP layouts and high-pressure pipe dreams.
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Perfect pressure in every pipe, zero errors.
shred.you▸ FLOWSTATE-ENGINE 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes pipe routing in real-time
You review mechanical drawings and coordinate pipe routes. You ensure facility standards meet local building codes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the HVAC won't balance in the north wing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify pipe clashes before you open the file.
Month 6
AI enforces building standards across all project sets.
Month 15
Chatbots answer contractor questions using historical project logs.
Year 2.2
The system adjusts airflow variables without your input.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system completes the final build.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
402
Clash detections per week
99.9%
Code compliance checks
Infinite
Hours spent on revisions
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to digital blueprints you can't touch.
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