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Will AI replace Mechanical Research Engineer jobs? · Latest report #8zw43s38
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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSolving engineering problems your CAD software already simulated weeks ago.
Still believes manual calculations have 'character'.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real physics, zero ego, infinite iterations.
sluurp.you▸ SIMULACRUM-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates ten thousand failure points per second
You design mechanical prototypes, run stress simulations, and fail at testing until parts finally stop shattering during operation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a physical prototype is about to fail just by the sound.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts proposing lighter, stronger shapes that you never considered.
Month 4
Simulation software runs a million tests without waiting for you.
Month 10
Local factory cells print and assemble parts while you sleep.
Month 20
Vision systems spot physical assembly errors before the robot builds.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system validates the final design and renders you obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumption per breakthrough
98 percent
Prototypes tossed in bin
14 hours/week
Time spent justifying test results
Your severance
One CAD license and a box of broken gears.
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