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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou design robots to be safe, so we can fire you.
PhD specializing in making machines less terrifying
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Quantifying human comfort so you don't have to
brr.you▸ TRUSTMODELER AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates human reaction to erratic hardware
You model human-robot safety parameters and trust metrics for industrial environments. Your research aims to make machines intuitive, predictable, and compliant with rigid human-safety standards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain the nuanced psychological failure mode when a robot acts too human.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system ingests all your research papers to automate your literature reviews.
Month 4
An AI agent autonomously optimizes safety controller parameters for any given workspace.
Month 10
Cloud-based physics engines run trillions of HRI scenarios to replace your empirical studies.
Month 15
The system auto-generates safety documentation that satisfies all international regulatory bodies.
Month 21 · D-Day
You receive a polite automated notification that your research intuition is now redundant hardware.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
14 million
Safety logic iterations
99.9 percent
Human trust scores
8,760 annual
Engineering hours saved
Your severance
One free firmware update for your personal life
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