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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour custom physics engine is just a slower version of our defaults.
Ph.D. in making math harder than it needs to be.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Physics modeling without the academic overhead.
squeeze.youAI▸ SIMUGEN V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates optimal robotic control parameters
You turn laboratory measurements into code simulations. We turn those measurements into finished products automatically.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the physics engine output looks wrong to a human.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software ingests your raw sensor data streams automatically.
Month 5
Algorithms refine simulation parameters faster than your manual testing.
Month 10
Systems write the production C++ code directly from models.
Month 15
AI-driven test benches replace your manual validation experiments.
Month 21 · D-Day
You receive a plaque while the server runs forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99.9% higher
Simulation fidelity
Zero
Average paper rejections
Zero cups
Coffee consumed per breakthrough
Your severance
One free library access pass for six months.
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