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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour badge-approval spreadsheet is the only thing standing between progress and chaos.
Professional gatekeeper of the press box and clipboard.
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Automated stadium gatekeeping for the modern era.
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denies credential requests with cold clinical efficiency
You process endless press credential requests for match-day stadium access and manage journalist seating charts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle lie in a forged press pass at a glance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Validation logic replaces your manual review of applicant email domains.
Month 4
Algorithms assign press box seats based on seniority and outlet.
Month 10
Digital passes are pushed directly to verified journalists' mobile devices.
Month 15
NFC readers automatically grant stadium access based on seat assignments.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs the match-day logistics without human interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
450
Emails answered daily
12000
Accreditation forms processed
Infinite
Angsty journalist complaints
Your severance
A lifetime pass to watch games from the parking lot.
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