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May 31, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour vision is just a prompt waiting to be optimized away.
Professional power-pointer and strategic lunch attendee.
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delivers pitch decks before you wake up
You shuffle decks to impress clients and chase quarterly growth targets using high-level industry connections and intuition.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the specific social camouflage to lie to a client without blinking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Generative models build your entire presentation deck in five seconds.
Month 4
Algorithms identify and contact your high-value leads automatically.
Month 8
Software adjusts media spend daily for maximum return.
Month 13
Digital twins attend conferences so you do not have to.
Month 19 · D-Day
The board replaces your entire role with a self-managing cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
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Average lunch meetings per week
94 percent
Buzzword density per slide
200 hours
Time spent in airport lounges
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Networking'.
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