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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsDelegating your way into a permanent paid-leave situation.
Expert in turning lunch meetings into endless email chains.
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You spend all day managing client expectations and reviewing massive Excel sheets filled with ad spend projections.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the campaign tanked with complete conviction.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart dashboards replace your manual weekly Excel summary updates.
Month 6
Software manages your ad buys directly across all platforms.
Month 12
Generative models produce your standard client strategy decks.
Month 16
Algorithms handle the relationship through direct data-driven transparency.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the agency server is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
6 cups
Coffee consumption per day
75 percent
Time spent in useless syncs
45,000
Excel rows manipulated daily
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium account and a generic office plant.
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