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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts waiting to be deleted by code.
Turning raw reach into colorful lies since 2019.
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filters noise from vanity metrics instantly
You track audience reach and engagement metrics across digital channels. You turn raw data into colorful slide decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the engagement dipped.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Custom agents start pulling your CSVs directly from platform APIs.
Month 5
Visualisation software creates the slides you used to make manually.
Month 11
An AI summariser writes the commentary you once agonised over.
Month 16
Your boss stops checking in because the dashboard is cleaner.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your login credentials expire while the server hits refresh.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
45
Slides produced per week
6 liters
Coffee consumed while staring
12%
Data points hallucinated monthly
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own dead analytics dashboard.
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