Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Media Asset Specialist jobs? · Latest report #kg5qxrm7
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour archive is just a database that hasn't realized it's dead yet.
The human bridge between hard drives and airtime.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cataloguing content faster than you can blink.
split.youAI▸ ARCHIVOTRON V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autotags your entire legacy library by lunch
You tag, organize, and retrieve video files for broadcast. We just make the files self-aware enough to find themselves.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a weirdly specific memory for where that one B-roll clip lives.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models scan your library and auto-apply descriptive tags to files.
Month 5
Robotic scripts automatically move files from camera cards to central storage.
Month 10
Background processors handle all transcoding tasks without human oversight.
Month 15
Automated ledger systems verify usage rights before any clip is pulled.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs itself and you are officially free to find another hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
450
Files tagged per day
0.4%
Metadata errors
3 seconds
Search time
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our own storage service.
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