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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour intuition for ad spend is just an algorithm waiting for data.
Master of multi-billion dollar spreadsheets and vague strategy meetings.
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reallocates entire campaign budgets mid-coffee-break
You allocate massive budgets across digital platforms and negotiate complex inventory deals. You monitor performance metrics to pivot campaigns.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can pacify a panicked client with vague promises.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms begin managing your real-time bidding without manual input.
Month 5
Software models replace your quarterly budget planning spreadsheets.
Month 10
Clients accept machine-generated performance reports instead of human slide decks.
Month 15
Smart contracts handle all your inventory buying and network negotiations.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the entire ad budget.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
too high
Human decision bias
nanoseconds
Robot bid precision
40 percent
Annual wasted spend
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of premium access.
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