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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour match report is just a template with the scores swapped anyway.
Digital megaphone operator for mid-table football teams.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time content creation without the human lag.
bzzt.you▸ SOCIALFEED AI PRO 7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates post-match highlights instantly
You draft social media updates and design basic match graphics. We have algorithms that do that faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a fan starts getting genuinely angry in the comments.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart templates replace your manual graphic resizing work.
Month 4
AI handles your fan interaction monitoring and moderation duties.
Month 7
Data ingestion feeds write your match reports automatically.
Month 10
Algorithm-driven posting removes your manual scheduling effort.
Month 14 · D-Day
Full autonomous brand management suite goes live.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.4 seconds
Time per graphic
Zero percent
Errors in match reports
400 percent
Social engagement lift
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the stadium empty seats.
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