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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsA glorified spreadsheet user predicting where people will spend their money.
Professional guesser of internet user behavior patterns.
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allocates your entire budget in one millisecond
You map out brand touchpoints and buy ad inventory across various channels to reach target audiences.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to an angry client why their campaign failed at 5pm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The machine pulls performance data directly from publisher APIs instantly.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your gut feeling with high-frequency bidding adjustments.
Month 8
Dynamic dashboards replace your manual row entry and formatting.
Month 13
Generated summaries replace your long-winded email explanations to clients.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system optimizes your desk space.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Zero
Cost per impression
90% reduction
Time spent in meetings
Infinite
Spreadsheet rows per day
Your severance
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