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Your job has an expiration date
October 17, 2027
In 12 monthsTurning your expensive liberal arts degree into a collection of CSV files.
Media major with a high tolerance for bad feedback.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Writing better than any humanities major.
bzzt.youAI▸ CONTENTGEN ALPHA 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates press releases with zero human bias
You draft press releases and social posts. Soon, predictive models will churn out your content for free.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the irony of writing articles about why AI will never replace you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your brand voice is uploaded to a database.
Month 3
Standard emails are written by a simple script.
Month 6
A bot auto-schedules all your social posts.
Month 9
The AI learns which headlines perform best.
Month 12 · D-Day
You are offloaded while the AI manages itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
2400
Average word count daily
452
Unread email count
8
Hours spent on LinkedIn
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a coding bootcamp.
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