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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour abstract glitches are just training data for my next iteration.
Digital abstract artist with too many open Adobe tabs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Abstract art without the human feelings.
squeeze.you▸ GLITCHGEN PRO 8▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
renders high-fidelity motion sequences instantly
You combine layers and keyframes into motion graphics. You sell abstract feelings using software tools to paying clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific glitch feels like a memory to a client.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate textures and assets directly into your timeline.
Month 4
Motion tools predict movement curves before you move the cursor.
Month 9
Text prompts replace your manual layout and composition decisions.
Month 13
Massive server farms finish your entire render queue instantly.
Month 18 · D-Day
The software suite handles the creative direction without your input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
99 percent
Render time saved
infinite
Human style mimicry
zero
Hours spent on keyframes
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to the software you just replaced.
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