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October 24, 2028
In 2 yearsTrading your intuition for a spreadsheet that never needs a lunch break.
Professional visionary, strategic thinker, and expert meeting survivor.
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You spend all day managing stakeholders, setting high-level strategy, and deciding which publications to acquire or shutter.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with such conviction that they believe it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your historical decisions against actual market performance.
Month 6
The AI suggests pivots your board likes more than yours.
Month 12
The system drafts your board updates with total accuracy.
Month 16
The system assumes control of budget approvals and hiring flows.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access codes expire as the algorithm takes the seat.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
too many
meetings per day
constant
strategic pivots
100 percent
human bias rate
Your severance
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