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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour press release is just a prompt for a better machine.
Professional spinner of disappointing 1-0 away losses.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated spin for every match result.
stretchy.youAI▸ PITCHSIDE PR-BOT 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters aggressive fan sentiment into bland optimism
You draft club statements, manage press conferences, and coordinate matchday media logistics. The machine does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the specific ability to survive a locker room interview after a humiliating defeat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI starts auto-drafting your generic post-match statements.
Month 3
Media passes are now issued via an autonomous portal.
Month 6
Remote avatars handle all post-match Q and A sessions.
Month 10
Algorithms automatically curate all club fan messaging channels.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your desk is repurposed as a charging station for scanners.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
450
Quotes generated per second
Maxed out
Human anxiety levels
Instant
Post-match denials sent
Your severance
One free season ticket and a generic LinkedIn endorsement.
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