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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts of actual revenue.
Expert at moving numbers from one column to another.
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oof.youAI▸ BIDBOT PRO V7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes ad spend in real-time
You shuffle ad budgets between platforms to justify your existence. The math is simple; the ego is immense.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face without triggering a logic fault.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Our software pulls your spreadsheets into a real database.
Week 13
Algorithms replace your manual bid adjustments on search platforms.
Month 6
AI creates prettier charts that clients actually believe.
Month 10
The client realizes the bot hits targets more consistently.
Month 13 · D-Day
You receive a calendar invite for your own removal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per strategy
1200 pages
Slides built per client
near zero
True value added
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our budget-forecasting API.
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