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Will AI replace Media Planner and Buyer jobs? · Latest report #27pvf54h
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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsFeeding spreadsheets to ad-tech until the algorithm gets bored of you.
Master of the pivot table and the expensive lunch.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated precision for every impression.
glub.youAI▸ MARKETFLOW V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises spend across channels instantly
You shuffle ad budgets across platforms and bid on audiences. Algorithms now do this better, faster, and cheaper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the reach tanked last week.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your spreadsheets are uploaded to a cloud-based planning module.
Month 4
Smart algorithms start taking over the manual buy-side bidding process.
Month 8
The system generates its own client-facing performance slides instantly.
Month 12
The AI decides the optimal media mix without your input.
Month 13 · D-Day
You are removed from the loop; the software buys ads alone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
400 weekly
Spreadsheets managed
2 percent
Click-through rate
150 USD
Client lunch cost
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a self-help spreadsheet course.
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