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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour syllabus is just a long list of things you read online.
Tenured observer of declining cultural relevance.
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delivers unskippable lectures to empty rooms
You explain ad models to students who ignore you while scrolling past the very ads you are dissecting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is lying about their thesis progress in real time.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your lectures are recorded and converted into interactive video modules.
Month 5
Natural language models score student essays faster and with less mercy.
Month 13
A chatbot handles student queries about deadlines and citations 24/7.
Year 2.2
Dynamic content updates itself as marketing trends actually shift in real-time.
Year 3 · D-Day
The institution realizes the software is more engaging than the professor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
150 gallons
Coffee consumed per semester
42 percent
Students sleeping during lecture
90 percent
Obsolete textbook references
Your severance
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