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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTrading your soul for a slightly higher click-through rate.
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You cold-call agencies and pitch ad slots while begging them to buy your overpriced digital inventory.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face without triggering an ethics sub-routine.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts sending your 'checking in' emails automatically.
Month 4
Smart bots build better lead lists than your CRM.
Month 8
Synthetic voices make cold calls without ever getting tired.
Month 13
Ad platforms let buyers pick slots without talking to you.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated and the server takes the wheel.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
99 percent
Cold calls ignored
5 liters daily
Coffee consumed
42
Fake smiles per pitch
Your severance
One complimentary LinkedIn premium subscription and a stress ball.
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