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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour Rolodex is just a database waiting to be exported.
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Closing deals before you finish lunch.
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automates the entire agency negotiation cycle
You hunt for high-value advertising accounts and manage complex media partnerships. Your job is basically expensive social dining.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client decides to kill the budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software imports your contact list into a central database.
Month 5
AI engines handle all initial email and LinkedIn discovery.
Month 10
Algorithms set market rates without your clumsy manual estimation.
Month 15
Generative models produce custom decks that actually close deals.
Month 21 · D-Day
The client platform negotiates directly with our predictive bidding engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
Declining
Martini lunches per week
2.4 percent
Cold call conversion
Mostly fiction
CRM entry accuracy
Your severance
One LinkedIn recommendation and a coffee voucher.
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