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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsSelling imaginary impressions to businesses that stop answering your emails.
Professional dream-seller for local cable spots.
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Closing deals while you sleep.
ow.youAI▸ ADPITCHER-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates aggressive cold email follow-ups
You pitch ad slots on local cable and digital platforms while cold-calling businesses to hit impossible monthly quotas.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is actually about to buy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents take over the initial cold-calling and email outreach.
Month 3
Software sets ad prices instantly without waiting for your approval.
Month 6
Automated platforms claim ad slots based on real-time traffic data.
Month 9
Algorithms handle the back-and-forth haggling over local ad budgets.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system replaces your role with an automated ad-buying dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
99.2 percent
Cold calls ignored
4.5 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
40 percent
Percentage of year spent updating CRM
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own dead email list.
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