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November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour campaign slide decks are just glorified predictive text with logos.
Professional slide-deck filler and prompt-engineer in training.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data-driven insights minus the coffee breaks.
nom.you▸ STRATEGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect media plans while you sleep
You draft media plans for clients and use AI tools to simulate campaign performance and audience reach.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the impressions tanked.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Our software scrapes your past client reports to learn patterns.
Week 12
The AI starts generating your slide decks for internal reviews.
Month 6
Clients prefer the machine's instant data-driven responses over your guesses.
Month 9
Real-time algorithms take over your manual media buying tasks.
Month 13 · D-Day
The department is replaced by a single, automated server instance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Slides produced weekly
12:1
Coffee-to-meeting ratio
94%
AI tool subscription waste
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's premium AI tool.
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