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Will AI replace Media Supervisor jobs? · Latest report #vmdip4e7
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets for tractors have a scheduled expiration date.
Expert in offline media, spreadsheets, and farm-friendly ad buys.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision targeting for every seed and soil.
toast.youAI▸ AGROPLAN AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocompletes media buys before the market opens
You plan offline ad placements for agricultural clients. You manage budgets, negotiate with vendors, and track ad performance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a farmer why the billboard budget was spent on radio instead.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull historical campaign performance directly into your central dashboard.
Month 4
The AI shifts funds across channels based on real-time soil demand.
Month 8
Digital agents negotiate rates with radio reps without human intervention.
Month 13
Optical scanners verify print placements and trigger payment automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
The machine takes full control and you receive your parting notification.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
0.0001 cents
Cost per impression
12 billion
Spreadsheet rows processed
nanoseconds
Negotiation speed
Your severance
One free subscription to a digital billboard design app.
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