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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou teach students to dissect media until they grow to resent it.
Still explaining why Citizen Kane matters to bored teens.
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Automating the critique of your every frame.
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grades film essays with crushing efficiency
You grade video projects, lead lectures on film theory, and explain why framing matters to uninspired teenagers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell when a student is faking interest in film noir.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI vision model scans student projects for technical proficiency.
Month 7
Standardized lecture modules replace your daily classroom monologues.
Month 16
Chatbots handle student questions about film theory and history.
Year 2.2
Robotic workstations manage student access to editing software suites.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The classroom is officially managed by our central learning pod.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
1200
Essays graded per hour
99%
Student eye-rolls ignored
Zero
Project feedback loops
Your severance
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