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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour relationship management is just a database query with more ego.
Professional lunch-talker and spreadsheet architect
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated ad buying without the lunch meetings
pop?you▸ TRADEFLOW AI 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes high-frequency ad trades with zero bias
You manage client budgets and trade ad inventory across gaming platforms. You negotiate rates and track performance metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their Q4 budget over dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated reporting tools replace your manual spreadsheet data entry tasks.
Month 4
Algorithms begin optimizing ad spend faster than any human can.
Month 8
Bots handle routine client check-ins and invoice tracking autonomously.
Month 13
Direct integration removes the need for human media intermediaries entirely.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account management login is revoked and the system runs itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
too much
Average lunch spent
40 percent
Clients ghosted
infinite
Spreadsheet rows
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a gift card
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