Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Mediation Aide jobs? · Latest report #ajukizka
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPeacekeeping for a fee, until the algorithm finds the consensus.
Professional referee for people who refuse to just talk.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Neutrality guaranteed at a sub-human price point.
blub.you▸ ACCORD-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces settlement terms with zero hesitation
You facilitate conflict resolution by managing communication flows between disputing parties during formal mediation sessions. You document every concession.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a party decides to stop lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and language models start parsing initial dispute claims automatically.
Month 4
Real-time AI monitoring detects emotional spikes before they turn into shouting.
Month 8
The machine writes the settlement agreement while the humans are talking.
Month 13
Rooms are replaced by high-fidelity holographic interfaces and audio pods.
Month 18 · D-Day
The machine takes over the entire dialogue loop forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
400% faster
Conflict resolution speed
12 percent
Average human bias
Zero
Machine emotional load
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our silent anger management app.
Discussion
