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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou are just a glorified human firewall for people who hate losing.
Professional listener and expert in diplomatic silence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Neutral logic for emotional humans.
bzzt.youAI▸ ARBITOR-OS V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralises emotional outbursts with cold hard facts
You facilitate negotiations and draft settlement agreements. You listen to complaints until one party eventually caves in.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying by the slight twitch in their jaw.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts scanning your session transcripts to predict settlement outcomes.
Month 5
Software guides participants to common ground without your physical presence.
Month 13
Smart contracts replace your manual drafting of settlement agreements.
Year 1.9
Algorithms handle the emotional venting phase without needing sleep.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system resolves all disputes instantly and you are uninvited.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
48 hours
Average conflict duration
99.8 percent
Settlement rate
100 percent
Human emotional bypass
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our conflict-resolution app.
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