Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Medical Clinic Site Supervisor jobs? · Latest report #6ned2svr
Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou are just a glorified spreadsheet that occasionally answers the phone.
Professional cat-herder of nurses, doctors, and lost supplies.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total facility optimization with zero human overhead.
help!youAI▸ CLINICFLOW SENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reoptimizes staff schedules in real-time
You juggle staff rotas, inventory counts, and floor-level firefighting. Your existence is a series of patches for a broken operational flow.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a staff member is about to quit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
RFID tags on all supplies render your manual inventory counting redundant immediately.
Month 6
Predictive staffing models eliminate the need for you to scramble when someone calls in sick.
Month 13
Kiosks and sensors manage clinic throughput better than your frantic walk-throughs.
Year 1.9
Hard-coded compliance protocols settle staff grievances without needing your mediation.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
You are invited to clear your desk while the system monitors your exit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
99.9%
Rota conflict resolution rate
0.00%
Inventory discrepancy margin
Hourly
Emotional drain frequency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our stress-tracking wellness app.
Discussion
