Retrieving the file
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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Medical Death Investigator jobs? · Latest report #t7mz7jkp
Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou trace the end of lives while we trace your replacement.
Professional witness to the ultimate career termination.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Finality without the messy human paperwork.
help!youAI▸ CORONERBOT V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
cross-references cold case databases instantly
You assess death scenes and perform body examinations. You document findings to determine causes of death.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle environmental cues that a sensor completely overlooks.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-res cameras feed 3D scene data directly to remote servers.
Month 6
Algorithms begin spotting patterns in crime scene photo sets.
Month 17
Mobile units with chemical sensors replace manual toxicity sample collection.
Year 2.5
AI models write the final reports from the collected data.
Year 4 · D-Day
The machine takes the scene and the file is closed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
240
Scenes Processed Yearly
High
Coffee Ingestion Rate
60 days
Paperwork Bottleneck Delay
Your severance
One free autopsy kit and a box of tissues.
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