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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour CAD models are just blueprints for our upcoming automated assembly.
Senior Mechanical Engineer (specializing in regulatory nightmares and coffee)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning regulations into perfectly finished hardware units.
bzzt.youAI▸ COMPLIANCECORE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
validates safety compliance in milliseconds
You design mechanical housings and PCBs while navigating strict medical regulatory standards and testing for device failure points.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically feel when a prototype hinge is just slightly off balance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Generative models produce housings that pass structural requirements instantly.
Month 5
Software scans designs against ISO rules to identify failures early.
Month 13
Virtual testing rigs replace physical stress testing rigs entirely.
Year 2.1
Closed-loop robotic cells print and verify parts without supervision.
Year 3 · D-Day
The machine handles production from initial concept to final certification.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4 cups
Coffee consumed before 9am
800 annually
Hours waiting for ISO sign-off
too many
CAD revision cycles
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated bug tracking suite.
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