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October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsSelling overpriced plastic to surgeons who already hate your guts.
Professional diner of expensive steakhouse dinners.
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Automated procurement, zero golf outings required.
help!youAI▸ OMNITENDER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
bypasses procurement committees with algorithmic charm
You oversee complex sales cycles, high-stakes hospital tenders, and surgeon relationship management. You navigate intense regulatory hurdles to keep devices on the surgical table.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a surgeon is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms ingest hospital budget data to identify purchasing triggers without your expensive dinners.
Month 6
Automated systems handle all RFPs with absolute compliance and zero human negotiation errors.
Month 15
Real-time usage tracking monitors device performance, removing the need for your relationship-building visits.
Year 2
AI-driven dashboards manage surgeon communications, replacing your tactical lunch meetings with efficient push notifications.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your physical presence in the sales cycle is officially logged as a historical inefficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4,200/year
Surgeon lunches expensed
12 percent
Tender win probability
Zero
Golf handicap honesty
Your severance
One lifetime supply of expired golf balls.
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