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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour roadmap is just a spreadsheet waiting for a better algorithm.
Professional cat-herder of regulatory requirements and hardware engineers
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Product delivery without the emotional baggage.
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automates quarterly regulatory compliance filings
You juggle regulatory documentation, clinical feedback, and developer timelines. Then you explain to everyone why the launch is delayed.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a surgeon is lying about why they broke the prototype.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest clinical data to write your initial regulatory drafts.
Month 5
Voice analysis software extracts actual requirements from those long surgeon interviews.
Month 13
Your spreadsheets become live connections to R&D status monitoring systems.
Year 1.9
Meeting bots attend syncs and summarize action items automatically.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
System output replaces the human need for product advocacy entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4,200
Roadmap iterations
890
Emails per feature
Daily
Regulatory migraines
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