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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour firm handshake is just a manual error in the database.
Professional road warrior, master of the trunk inventory shuffle.
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automates hospital procurement contracts overnight
You visit hospitals to pitch surgical tools and manage inventory restocking. You are a middleman with a car.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which surgeon is too grumpy for a new product demo.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors in the trunk report stock levels directly to headquarters.
Month 5
Software replaces your manual PO submissions to hospital purchasing.
Month 10
Surgeons view high-fidelity VR product simulations instead of meetings.
Month 20
AI models predict purchase needs based on hospital surgical volume.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The car drives itself to the scrap heap while you retire.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
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Average cost per pitch
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